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Thursday, April 22nd, 2010Spare Some Change?
Tuesday, April 20th, 2010Mr. Cameron, with the aid of Obama campaign staffers, has presented himself and our Party as the champions of “Change”. Whilst it is not yet clear whether this has succeeded in the face of resurgent Liberals, I would like to add my observations and criticisms to the mix.
Change needs to be Change
I would argue that the reason why the change message worked for Obama is that he worked very hard to assure people that he really would present a change. Ignoring for now the doubts many have about what he has and has not done, most people in 2008 believed that he was a chance to break with the flawed policies of W. That is one thing that got him elected.
Cameron, by contrast, sought for much of his time as leader to make the Conservatives for most purposes indistinguishable from Labour. The message of “Change” failed to stick because people found it lacked credibility – Cameron may have changed the Tories, but he changed them so as to provide less of an alternative to the Left. Little wonder, then, that anti-politics parties like the Lib Dems and the minor parties are capturing the change vote – they actually provide something different.
Of course, this does not mean that we should forget -
Change is not an end per se – it is a means to an end – nor is Change inherently good
The politician’s fallacy goes something like: “Something must be done. X is something. Therefore we must do X.”
This flawed logic leads to the incorrect conclusion that action is always better than inaction, that change is necessarily better than the status quo ante. Mr. Cameron seems worryingly close to seeking change as an end in itself, rather than saying why that change is needed.
Conservatism makes sense because we recognise that even the most intelligent of us cannot seek to approach the evolved collective wisdom of humanity. Our meddling may have effects beyond our comprehension – as the Democrats in the U.S. learned recently when dozens of companies that were supposed to benefit from Obamacare had to make massive writedowns to account for costs no-one predicted even days before – and therefore we should tread carefully. Things do need to change from time to time – but trying to achieve grand visions frequently leads to unforeseen and counter-productive consequences.
Mr. Cameron – Tell us that if it ain’t broke, you won’t try to fix it. Tell us that you’ve had enough with bureaucrats trying to deal with the picayune details of our lives. Tell us that you’re willing to see how things go, and only where the current system is intolerable (which in many areas, it is) will you make changes and then only the minimum intervention necessary.
When you’re backing a horse you know (or think you know) that it is more likely to have a favourable outcome than the alternative, but you take the risk that it won’t and you’ll lose what you put in. With Change, you’re taking a similar gamble, but in a world where even achieving your goal and ‘winning’ might lead to unexpected consequences. As Conservatives, we know that it’s not always worth that risk.
So, Mr. Cameron: go on TV on Thursday and tell us that you bring the change we need, not just change for its own sake and not just more of the same repackaged.
Normalizing Conservative [X]
Monday, April 19th, 2010A lot of students this month will not even consider voting Conservative on 6th May. The reason is not because they have scrutinized the policies, or because they were impressed by Nick Clegg’s level eyebrows on the telly, or even because they come from a die-hard Labour or Lib-Dem family and won’t betray their tribe. It’s because of what David Willetts described as the “Bridget Jones Test”:
“In 1997 Helen Fielding’s character Bridget Jones summed up the public mood: “Labour stands for the principle of sharing, kindness, gays, single mothers and Nelson Mandela, as opposed to braying bossy men … going to the Ritz in Paris then telling all the presenters off on the Today programme.” The Tories have still not passed what David Willetts calls “the Bridget Jones test” — although now it’s Belize rather than the Ritz. The point, as Bridget says, is that “you are supposed to vote for the principle of the thing, not the itsy bitsy detail about this per cent and that per cent”. (Rachel Sylvester, The Times, 30/03/2010)
David Cameron, Steve Hilton and various PR men who are good with colours (in the literal sense, all though I’m sure many more Tories are good-with-colours than Peter Tatchell or Gaurdian editors would have you believe) have gone some way towards passing the Test, but in the minds of many younger people – an important part of whose self-definition is being ‘liberated’, ‘modern’ and so on – Conservatives are still Nasty, Out of Touch and Old Fashioned. This makes an important difference in the last-minute thoughts that go through people’s minds in the ballot box. However well they have weighed up the pros and cons, however they may distrust Labour and the Liberal Democrats, they may still not be able to bring themselves to vote Conservative. People are not perfectly rational: they are not rational when they buy, not rational when they choose mates, and not rational when they vote.
The impression is that it’s abnormal for young people to vote Conservative. Conservatives aren’t cool. As young people we can help undermine this impression in easy ways, perhaps just enough to swing a few votes. Besides vote-winning, however, the way in which students remember the 2010 General Election will partly determine the party-political prejudices they hold in the future, and those which they pass on to their children (which they will have when they grow up, whatever sexy alternative lifestyles they are looking forward to at 21). If they don’t remember any of their friends casually enunciating their support for the Conservative Party (as a perfectly ordinary and reasonable thing to do), then an election victory will be remembered as ‘stolen’ by ‘middle England’ (or whichever mythological beast stands in), and Labour/Lib-Dems will be perceived as the ‘rightful rulers’ from 2010-2015.
We need to show by example that young people can be Conservatives too, but not in an enthusiastic “look how committed I am to the Conservative Party” way. Being politically involved relegates you from a representative cool young person to a politics dweeb. If you are seen as the latter, it really does not matter which party you are representing: your opinion is not to be related to, it is to be derided as ‘keen’, ‘hacky’ etc. What needs to be created is the impression that being young and conservative/Conservative is not special but ordinary; not the result of extra political awareness, but just casual concern for the future of the country.
So I advise subtle drips of Conservative support. No-one likes or will listen to an Enthusiast.
(1) Don’t change your Facebook photo to a “Vote for Change” logo; do join a (party, not single-issue) Conservative group and blanket-invite all your Facebook friends. Think of the difference between these options: profile-pic changes are used in other circumstances when you are really keen about something (e.g. it is a play you are directing or a bop you are hosting), but Facebook users invite each other all the time to all sorts of groups from the deeply important to the totally banal..
(2) Don’t knock up round your college, but perhaps call a couple of your non-political friends on May 5th; only give them a spiel if they ask for it (and give up if they get testy).
(3) Canvass if you like around Cambridge (I think it will probably be a good thing for Nick Hillman to get a higher share, in the long run), but don’t talk about it with non-hack students. On that note, you need to keep in your mind the distinction between ‘non-political students’ who are a minority group of foreign students or the philosophically uninterested, ‘political students’ who like most people care about the world, and ‘hacks’. The target group here is the second. By ‘hacks’ I mean active members of political societies, writers for Varsity and the other paper, JCR presidents, vice-presidents, women’s and green officers (but not necessarily anyone else on the JCR)…you know the type. They will have made up their mind and you can all happily discuss NI increases and the feeling you got from the residents of Market Ward last saturday, if that’s what you’re into.
(4) Closer to the time I am going to write another blog on election-day strategy. Those of you who know me will know that I am averse to many of the ways in which young people normally get attention from passers-by. But I promise I can come up with something fun we can do in town which will be both fun and effective (rather than alienating). Currently it involves face-paint; I am wondering whether I can in good conscience stretch to sportswear, but probably won’t be able to. There might be Union Flags and/or Party Colour Jelly. At any rate I shall try to strike a balance that makes us look young and fun without being at all ‘trendy’ or self-consciously ‘modern’.
NHS reform now!
Sunday, April 18th, 2010Another person is being killed by NHS “principles”. (“NHS bars woman after she saw private doctor”, Sunday Times, 18th April 2010.)
It is official Department of Health policy that patients who pay for any private treatment whatsoever for a disease, lose all their NHS treatment whatsoever for that disease. This is madness. This is evil. This is killing people. And for what? For nothing.
I was pleased to see that the Conservatives go some way towards fixing this in their new manifesto:
“We understand the pressures the NHS faces, so we will increase health spending in real terms every year. But on its own this will not be enough to deliver the rising standards of care that people expect. We need to allow patients to choose the best care available, giving healthcare providers the incentives they need to drive up quality. So we will give every patient the power to choose any healthcare provider that meets NHS standards, within NHS prices. This includes independent, voluntary and community sector providers.”
The NHS should allow anyone to go private, and pay them the cost of the treatment on the NHS tariff. But top-ups should be allowed. None of this “within NHS prices”. Obviously the NHS shouldn’t pay more than the NHS tariff, but patients should be allowed to pay extra. It would even be a good start if the NHS would pay patients 90% of the NHS tariff. That way, patients would only be willing to pay the extra to go private if they thought they were going to get better treatment and it was worth paying the extra (if indeed private healthcare was more expensive). And in doing so they would save the NHS money. Value is created: everybody wins.
And what’s this “that meets NHS standards” for? Why should the Department of Health employ people to decide whether private hospitals meet NHS standards? This is unnecessary: patients will only go private if they think the treatment is better. It should be up to the patient to decide which hospital they prefer. “In a truly post-bureaucratic age, the Secretary of State for Health should no longer have any say over when or where hospitals are built, opened or closed, and nor should local politicians.”
It’s a good start. But we need to go further.
Conservative Party posters of the week 7
Thursday, April 15th, 2010From the Conservative Party Archive:
Hallelujah for CUCA
Monday, April 12th, 2010Slightly off-topic, but a website has come out recently that uses online translators to translate back and forth repeatedly, usually creating a strange answer. It’s at www.conveythis.com/translation.php

I put in CUCA. The result, via Coca-cola, Porridge and Barley, was “The Messiah”
The Conservative Party came out as “special”
Rather strangely, Brown comes out as Messina, which is in Sicily. I therefore conclude that Gordon Brown is a mafioso.
We can also find an important message about the direction in which the party has moved under Cameron: Tory becomes Left.
God Rot Ye Libertarians and other ditties
Saturday, April 10th, 2010While searching online for old folk music (as I often do), I came across some excellent Tory tunes from ye olde days (i.e. the 17th and 18th centuries), along with some more modern compositions. Possibly my favourite is this one:
(To the tune of “God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen”):
Other, more ancient Tory songs to follow:
Conservative Party posters of the week 6
Thursday, April 8th, 2010Patriotism, Royalism and Whiggery
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Before you begin reading, please note my apology for the length of this entry. It is a complex if woolly argument which to many will be uninteresting and, because of the narrowness in scope necessary for a blog entry, unconvincing. It’s just something to think about. The last post of equal or greater length was on the more obviously important subject of tax and most of it rhymed. Speaking to some of our new members this year, however, I was a little concerned to hear how exclusively important to them taxing and spending, the size of the state, and ‘democracy’ was to them: I think any historical context to May 2010 will be of use. Furthermore, every time I think about writing on this blog I always decide I don’t have anything pithy and interesting enough to say. This time I’ve gone for it anyway…
This Easter I’ve been listening to Seth Lakeman and reading the 1847 children’s novel The Children of the New Forest (credited with changing public perceptions of Roundheads and Cavaliers to correct prevalent Whig History assumptions…of which more below). I’ve also been browsing post-structuralist media criticism in online back-issues of Jump Cut. A favourite article is a 1996 review of Disney’s The Lion King by Matt Roth (Google it, you’ll enjoy it). These three activities have resulted in the sweeping and cavalier (and Cavalier…) analysis of the decline in British patriotism that you will read below.
Roth’s argument is essentially that the Lion King represents the internalization of Nazi ideals in American culture by the fact that Disney’s avowedly ‘liberal’ successors put out such a film. The Lion King is supposed to revile the alliance between ‘smooth-talking’ liberal intellectual elites (Scar) and the urban working class (the hyenas) that overthrows the natural rural/suburban, hierarchical order represented by Mufasa and the Pride, who govern with divine right while preying upon their subjects.
I believe that The Lion King is an excellent example of a much more long-standing myth than any some nationalist socialist upstarts may have dreamt up in 1920. The Lion King is about the dependence of the collective upon its concrete representative – the best member it can support and therefore must – and the chaos that ensues when this concrete representative of order and communal purpose is driven out because of the individual ambitions of other members of the community, followed by the restoration of order and glory when he returns. Let us call this, and variations thereof, the ‘Exiled Prince Myth’. It is my contention that the Exiled Prince Myth is of central importance to the formation of British identity as opposed to that of continental neighbours. I have introduced it using the Lion King to show how basic a trope it is: it is repeated from children’s fiction, here, to what was once regarded as an obvious fact about the universe (the Christian doctrines of the Incarnation, Ascension and immanent Second Coming).
One of the stories of the origins of British democracy is that it was formed gradually throughout centuries of tension between the crown and other powerful forces in the realm. The ‘voter’ is conceived of as a subject and his or her ‘ancient rights’ developed in scope because the nobility or Parliament were able to defend them from ‘tyrannical’ kings at some points and at other points the King protected these rights from ‘tyrannical’ Parliaments or noblemen. Thereafter the question was of contest between political parties that represent different interest groups, who had their stand-offs at the ballot box rather than the battlefield. Now, British democracy is often supposed to be a key constituent of an exclusively British cultural identity. William the Conqueror had de jure central control of all England when the King of France could barely control the fields around Paris; by the time they got round to the Republican Reign of Terror one hundred and fifty years had passed since Cromwell tried to ban Christmas and got the boot.
Defenders of the Establishment will make much of the extent to which “Christian values” have underpinned the development of the British constitution and culture from the days of Ss Augustine and Patrick. Which ‘values’ we really all hold and which of these are exclusively ‘Christian’ in origin are two questions which I think are probably impossible to answer. Nevertheless, if they are correct, then the greatest Exiled Prince Myth is also central to British identity. England can become the New Jerusalem only insofar as the King of Kings is going to come back.
More concrete is the importance of the Exiled Prince Myth for the sustaining the belief that Parliament must be held accountable to a higher power. Notwithstanding the Magnificat and the idea that when the Prince returns to earth powers and principalities will be judged, both stages of the emergence of our constitutional monarchy in the 17th century are intimately bound up with this Myth: its apex of relevance initially and then the events that led to its memetic decline. It is not simply ‘Royalist’ sentiment that made Cromwell’s government seem illegitimate to British subjects. Let me quote you a passage from the above-mentioned The Children of the New Forest. A Malignant living on the edge of the Forest has his house burnt down by Roundheads whilst he is in prison; before this occurs one of the woodsmen hears of the plans and spirits the children away to his cottage where they grow up. The eldest son, Edward, is taught how to stalk deer and provides for his siblings by poaching and selling the venison using discrete contacts in the nearby town. During the War, King Charles I had given woodsmen the right to hunt his deer to sustain themselves because he could not afford to pay them. Afterwards, they must gain permission from the new Roundhead intendant.
When Edward meets the intendant and is told he will be prosecuted if he is caught hunting deer in future, he replies that “I consider that the deer in this forest belong to King Charles, who is my lawful sovereign, and I own no authority but from him. I hold myself answerable to him alone for any deer I may kill, and I feel sure of his permission and full forgiveness for what I may do.”
This assertion is pregnant with political assumptions. The first is that governmental authority earns legitimacy neither by force nor by constitutional right (the deposition of the king was legal in accordance with assumed ‘ancient rights’ to armed rebellion; Royalists disputed the legality of the king’s execution). ‘Belonging’ to Britain is tied up with ‘believing’ in Britain. The second is that the ‘ancient rights’ of the Briton – to hunt deer in exchange for missing pay as a forester, to minimum wage and maximum working hours as an industrial worker, to privacy, or whatever else one claims Britons’ ‘rights’ are – can be sustained over against the de facto government when it undermines them, by appeal to the alternative source of authority in a binary system. That Edward can hold this principle in a vice versa situation is shown when he later comes to accept the initial legitimacy of the Parliamentarian cause. Finally, what is important about this statement, and Edward’s attitude, is that it would not function in the same way if Charles II was on the throne. If the prince were not in exile, then the intendant would be able to write to him or his ministers asking whether he wants to continue allowing his foresters to hunt his deer: Edward could not make such a confident appeal to justify his ‘criminal’ behaviour.
Constitutional monarchy consists in a balance of two sources of authority wherein we can defend our interests against the one by appealing to the other. Yet this idea can only operate effectively in a situation where one of the sources is not actually present, but rather a mere ‘point of principle’. Edward can appeal to Charles II’s authority, and so believe in the legitimacy of the British state to govern aspects of his life, more easily because Charles II is not there to fail in his duties protecting poor foresters from intruding Parliamentarian intendants. Hence the importance of the Exiled Prince Myth.
A decade or two after the Restoration, the principle of binary authorities began to be invoked against a ‘tyrannical’ king, culminating in the ‘Glorious Revolution’ of 1688 when the actual king was not popular enough. In this case, English people needed Parliament to protect their ‘ancient right’ to discriminate against Catholics (a right so important that, if necessary, the right to discriminate against Nonconformists could be surrendered in order to preserve it). James II’s attempts to provide for religious freedom were being attained in a manner at odds with what many were told was proper Parliamentary process. Parliament’s authority was invoked to save supposed ancient rights, liberties (with a contemporary, early Enlightenment gloss) and the Anglican Church: what the people got was some Dutch Calvinist bloke and the Bill of Rights.
After the Dutch invasion of England in 1688, the king and the infant Prince James were in exile. Persecuted Loyalists and Catholics treated the return of the “King O’er the Water” as the hypothesized solution to their woes for the next seventy years. While wars were fought in Ireland and Scotland, however, in England the political discourse became dominated by a new myth: the original “Whig History”. The Exiled Prince Myth became the grand narrative that sustained the ‘baddies’, those locked out of the dominant discourse and hiding in caves in Scotland or palaces in France.
Any historian reading this will know why Whig histories in general are unhelpful. A recent surge in scholarship in the 1990s (thanks to the 300th anniversary of the Revolution), however, has shown how misrepresentative of the ‘facts’ the original Whig History is. This History is important because it underlies the other story about where British democracy comes from. According to this history, British democracy has evolved through a series of stages in which the ‘people’ assert their rights and liberties against autocratic oppression, culminating in the Civil War and then the Bill of Rights (then the Reform Bill, the NHS etc.). The Magna Carta, for example, is seen as an agreement between an otherwise inevitably oppressive, because undemocratic, government – and ordinary Englishmen. Actually it was a deal cut between the king and some of his mates to stop them getting rid of him because they could get together enough soldiers to do so. Likewise the ‘Bill of Rights’: the document represents whatever the proto-Whigs could squeeze out of their less than democratically minded new king.
This History is also important because it underlies modern British assumptions about the purposes and natures of democracy, rights, liberties and government control which are much more in line with European understandings of these. Over the course of their development into a party and then into a broadly accepted political philosophy, Whigs took great inspiration from European political thinkers. ‘Democracy’ is about giving ordinary people power over the organs of government; ‘rights’ are natural or God-given rather than practical and legal, ‘liberties’ are based upon ‘ownership’ of one’s ‘self’ and so on. Whig History began as a way to legitimate a coup, but went on to appropriate British history and strap it to a new set of ‘values’ or theoretical assumptions about the nature of government.
How this relates back to British patriotism is that if patriotism means anything it is how members of one nation-state pride themselves in their positive differences from members of another. Let us make no bones about this: patriotism is competitive and parochial. These are not bad characteristics, as long as they help people to achieve good things (rather than, say turning into racists).
We see an overwhelming dominance of Whig history and ideology in modern British politics. The party called ‘Tory’ blasts out messages of ‘empowerment’, calling themselves ‘progressive’ and ‘liberal’ and it is not their fault: they must do so to win votes, however theoretically insubstantial and historically suspect these concepts may be. Besides, long ago the Conservative Party absorbed conservative Whigs and digested them into its system.
At the same time, people find it very difficult to persuade themselves that Britain is ‘special’. Attempts to delineate ‘British values’ by (modernist, Whig,) politicians are really only lists of things that everyone, everywhere, values just as much. I think Mr Brown would hesitate to claim that French people do not also value hard work and fairness.
I contend that British patriotism has collapsed because the myths that sustained it and that sustained our constitutional uniqueness have been forgotten. Patriotism is a feeling about something abstract – a nation. Such feelings are usually cultivated with what we might regard as ‘folk tales’, ‘grand narratives’ and so on: stories with obvious depictions of good and evil, in which good triumphs because it is good, and in which goodness is associated with the state of affairs with which the narrator wishes to associate feelings of loyalty, hope and so on. The Exiled Prince Myth is only one of these paradigmatic stories which our children used to hear, but it is, I think an important one.
Furthermore, proponents (or victims) of the ‘Progressive’ or ‘Liberal’ successor to the Whig History can already be seen to have found ways to subvert versions of these myths. Compare old dramatizations of Robin Hood with recent ones. In the original legend Robin, himself an ‘exiled’ nobleman returned to defend his people from the ‘other authority’ exploiting them, has his mission sanctified and given meaning by the imminent return of King Richard, who will provide the ultimate deus ex solution. Yet modern Robin Hood films villainize the clergy and obscure the fact that Prince John is bad because he overtaxes, not because he is a Prince. Disney fans might want to check out their cartoon of Robin Hood. It could do more to bring out the importance of King Richard’s return, but the scenes where Prince John rolls in gold coins cooing ‘taxes, taxes!’ are pretty good.
Ok, I’m out of steam. Discuss. I hope I haven’t too nakedly tracked Broken Britain back to 1688.
Starve Leviathan
Wednesday, April 7th, 2010Many theorists believe that the growth of the State is an inevitable feature of governance, curbed only by the occasional revolution. Lord Acton’s famous maxim that power tends to corrupt would lend credence to this fatalistic view.
I disagree. I think that the state can be beaten back, as it was in the 1980s in the West and 1990s in the former Soviet bloc. Let’s discuss a few ways this might be done:
1. A Transparent Tax System
People won’t realise the true costs of the State unless it’s less disguised than it now is. We now have Income Tax, National Insurance (another tax on income), Value Added Tax on consumption, Inheritance Tax, Corporation Tax, et cetera ad nauseam. Under Labour, thousands of stealth taxes and fees add to the price of almost everything. The opacity of the tax system makes us forget that the money Government spends is our money, curbing our outrage at waste.
As an interim measure, I would propose replacing most current taxes with a single Income or Consumption tax in a revenue neutral manner. Suddenly, people would see exactly how much of their money goes to the State, and I doubt many of them would be happy about it. I would expect this to lead to demands for the shrinking of the state and falling tax rates – a good thing.
(I would exclude Pigouvian taxes from this rule, since their purpose is beyond raising revenue)
2. Transparent Spending
The second transparency reform I would enact would be to include an itemised spending overview on tax returns. If someone sees that Government is spending £X,000 of their money on a programme, it is likely to provoke debate as to whether that could be done better on one’s own or, even if Government does do it, whether it could be done less wastefully. Just highlighting the cost of the Welfare State to each of us might revive debate as to whether some aspects could be done better by private charity.
It might also be worth requiring Spending bills to be more detailed about how much is appropriated for particular things. A civil servant might approve tens of thousands of pounds on the Potted Plants budget – an accountable Parliament would not. Similarly, the scandal of over-generous public sector pensions should be admitted by including unfunded liabilities in the National Debt.
On that note -
3. Debt Awareness
The National Debt is far too high. Labour plans to cut the deficit – the rate of increase in debt – but hasn’t got a clue how to deal with the capital.
The first thing we need to do is make it clear what this means to taxpayers. It means that, at some point, the Government will have to take thousands of pounds from you to repay creditors, either in tax or by reducing the value of the pound in your pocket. It means that, no matter how prudent you are with your own finances, you are about £20,000 in the red. I would require HMRC to print the total national debt and each person’s share on tax returns.
The next thing I would do is require that Budgets contain a plan to pay off the National Debt, if only in the extremely long term. We expect that indebted households work out how to get back in the black – why not government?
4. Choice
For Schooling, I would strongly advocate a local pilot scheme whereby the State gives a voucher for a certain amount of funding to each pupil who can then spend it at any school he or she chooses. I would expect that state schools would be forced to improve or lose students. It’s Assisted Places on steroids. I would permit selection on any grounds.
For the NHS, I’d advocate something similar – make it a single payer system with independent hospitals paid per procedure/result. Most of the bureaucracy disappears, and there’s finally competition.
That’s all for now. Feel free to comment on my suggestions or add your own ideas.






